Pizza Fork $6.00
Myself, I eat pizza with my bare hands. Theres no need to bring anything between me and my pizza. But this utensil is just too forkin brilliant. I now plan to carry one with me wherever I go.
Maybe make some sorta Stupidiotic holster belt thing. You obviously recognize the significance of this invention. You must have one for yourself. Better buy a few because everyone at the table is
gonna wanna try yours. And that would just be gross. Great for pancakes too.
Pizza Fork $6.00