Talking Male Mullet Doll

We are selling 1500 of our first talking, male, mullet doll Jer Wayne Junior for immediate ship! This unique first edition doll stands 12" tall and features a classic mullet haircut, ear ring, cigarette, missing teeth, greasy wife beater shirt, cut off jeans and a Nascar tattoo. Accesories include a generic can of beer and a camouflage fishing cap. The doll is packaged in a classy red, white and blue window display box with a First Edition sticker. Press a hidden button on his chest and he says:

* "Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly!"
* "I'm Fixin to be yer double-wide daddy!"
* "Fer the last time we aint' havin' no yard sale!"
* "Taint nothin' sadder than a double-wide with no beer!"
* "Honest, I'm not lyin' through my tooth!"

These clips are followed by a classy fart sound.  Selling 1500 in one order but may consider smaller orders.  If all 1500 are purchased the price per unit is $8.00 per unit USD with a suggested retail price of $24.95-$29.95 USD.  Product ships from one central location in San Francisco, CA and is the responsibility of the purchaser.