WEAZEL BALL

"Damn straight you can!" you'll respond. Unless you're a girl -- then you'd say "HEY! I'm not a guy, you stupid jerk!" Either way, you are now beloved, and you may thank the weasel.

"Hey! It's The Weasel Ball Guy!" they'll say. "Can I have your phone number?"

Bring it to a party. It will be a big hit. Then everybody will remember you as The Weasel Ball Guy.

Cats love the Weasel Ball. And by love, we mean hate. Most cats hate the Weasel Ball and want to attack, scratch, bite and kill it. Some cats are just deathly afraid of it. It's fun. If you let your cat have a little too much me-time with the weasel ball, it may get ruined. No worries though, because then you can just order another one. Or seven. Ruin all the weasels you want, we'll make more! And by "make" we mean "order from China."

Watch the weasel desperately flip around, attempting to cling to the ball. It's like a Pepe LePew cartoon, except, it is a weasel and not a skunk. And the weasel is in love with a ball, not an unfortunately painted cat. And the weasel is silent (sans the ball motor), generally odorless and made in China. But besides all those things, it's pretty much exactly like a Pepe LePew cartoon.

A Weasel Ball is a battery operated motorized ball that darts around to and fro, all while a relentless weasel gives chase. Oh, the craziness.

WEAZEL BALL THE PERFECT GIFT!