Cranky Cheep Chemo fleece Caps

A note RE sizing: I have a pretty average head, and measured it at 22" around from nape to forehead and back. The large hat slips when I shake my head, but the medium fits nicely. A head that's missing hair might need a slightly smaller size, but don't go too small because tight hats can be uncomfortable for those poor chemo-zapped follicles.
 

The hats are 100% polyester and made in China (machine wash, machine dry). The patches are made in the USA and are hand-sewn to the hats by me, myself, and I. 10% of the profits from these hats is donated to Breast Cancer Action, a cranky cancer charity.

These hats are a great alternative to the hand-knit Cranky Chic Chemo Caps. Don't trust the colors on your screen -- pull out a box of crayolas and note that midnight blue and pine green are the hat colors. The green hats are lined in blue; the blue hats are lined in green. The CHEMO SUCKS patch has a khaki background with bright green lettering. The FUCK CANCER patch has a green background with non-metallic gold lettering.

They're designed especially for chemo patients, and won't itch or chafe like rougher fabrics can. They're super soft, and have no exposed seams cuz those can scratch. The bucket hat styling looks great on both men and women.

 
These fleece hats are a great way to tell the world just how you feel about having cancer: PISSED OFF. The jaunty hat keeps your head warm, but also says FUCK CANCER or CHEMO SUCKS so the rubberneckers get a glimpse of your world.

Cranky chic chemo caps
Cranky CHEEP chemo caps
Even cheaper sew-on patches
Footlong mugs
Outer Space mugs
Surly Squid hats
Snarky mugs
 

 Howdy! I don't keep much stock on hand these days, but check out what I sometimes make. If there's a BUY button, that means it's available!

Cranky Cheep Chemo Caps
Non-itchy (but quite bitchy) fleece hats